Teacher Tuesdays:Ruining Famous Songs by Correcting the Grammar of the Lyrics

I believe that this is a good exercise to conduct in classrooms. A teacher may begin the session by asking the students to think about some of their favourite songs. Then, the teacher can bring to the notice of the students that, in the name of artistic expression, many song lyrics are often times grammatically incorrect. With the help of a couple of examples provided by the teacher, the students may depart on their adventures of discovering how to correct the grammar of lyrics in songs.

In my personal opinion, it is a fun way to teach correct grammar.

(Also, if an English teacher happens to have time on their hands and a vast music collection, they may also enjoy this activity to pass the time. This is essentially how this article came to be.)

Here are my top five picks:

justin_bieber_in_2015
Source: Wikimedia

5- “If I was your boyfriend”, Boyfriend by Justin Bieber

Let the record show that I intensely dislike Mr. Bieber. That is all.

Correction: “If I were your boyfriend”
Explanation: “Were” and “was” are conjugations for the infinitive to be. “Were” is used only in the second person, either singular or plural. “Was” is used for both first and third person.

lana_del_rey_cannes_2012
Source: Wikimedia

4- “Diamonds are my bestest friend”, Body Electric by Lana Del Ray

Ms Del Ray’s song is a minefield of incorrect grammar. But I thought that this one was the most pertinent to this article.

Correction: “Diamonds are my best friend”
Explanation: The term “best” is already in its superlative form. The adjective form is “good” and the comparative form is “better”. Correct grammar is good. Correct grammar in songs is better. Students learning correct grammar from songs is the best!

eric_clapton_2
Source: Wikimedia

3- “Lay down, Sally” Lay Down Sally, by Eric Clapton

The epic battle between the use of “lay” and “lie” rages on! (Clearly, my definition of what constitutes as epic is rather all-inclusive).

Correction: “Lie down, Sally”
Explanation: The verb “lay” is a transitive verb which must be followed by an object. This means that there is something that must be laid. For example, Jimmy must lay down the ground rules for the match. However, the verb “lie” is an intransitive verb and so does not need to be followed by an object. It is a free bird!

ghostbusters_1984_theatrical_poster
Source: Wikimedia

2- “Who you gonna call?” Who You Gonna Call (Ghostbusters Theme Song), by Ray Parker Jr.

Anyone reading this yelled “Ghostbusters!” in their head, didn’t they. If not, I apologise but it is my duty to notify you that you have not been educated correctly.

Correction: Whom are you going to call?
Explanation: “Who” is used to refer to the subject of the sentence while “whom” is used to refer to the object of a sentence. Consider this sentence: Donald Trump stated he wants to be friends with India.
Questions about this sentence can be as follows:
Who has made false promises regarding international relations? Ans: Donald Trump.
Whom does Donald Trump want to be friends with? Ans: India.

pink_floyd_-_all_members
Source: Wikimedia

1- “We don’t need no education!” Another Brick in the Wall, by Pink Floyd

This is one of my favourite songs (and grammar mistakes).

Correction: “We don’t need an education”
Explanation: The sentence is a prime example of double negatives in English grammar. Don’t use double negatives in sentences, kids.

Source:

Header image: medium.com, http://bit.ly/2ejLSxg

Leave a comment